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What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#3

#3

A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

#5

#5

Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.

How considerate.

#6

#6

If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

#11

#11

On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

#13

#13

A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

#14

#14

After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

#17

#17

Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

#19

#19

That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

#20

#20

“Which biblical scene should we paint on our living room wall?”

"Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

#22

#22
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Tfw you're halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

#25

#25

It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

#27

#27

In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

#30

#30

Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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