38 Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad They’re GoodTranslate

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Metal music has a reputation for being hard and aggressive, a celebration of the darker side of life. Something happened in the '80s however, with a baffling infusion of glam that spawned a big-haired, face-painted style. This bizarre mix of makeup and macho macabre left an unforgettable mark on the genre, with some attempts to nail the look coming up hilariously short.

We here at GIGGAG have decided to celebrate this strange period in music history, with a selection of the funniest and most awkward metal band photos out there. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

(h/t: Design You Trust)

#1

#1

Manowar

Man, oh man!

#2

#2
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Vepri Suicida (Wild Boar's Suicide)

this is so bad, it stays bad.

#3

#3

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

#4

#4

Tunnel of love

Oi. Hahaha 😂

#5

#5

Manowar

Romance novel cover casting call

#6

#6

Manowar

is this whole post a photoshoot of Manowar? xD

#8

#8

Stovokor

I see some Klingons circling Uranus.

#9

#9

Motörhead

Lemmy think about this for a second

#10

#10

Boy, did you eat Gene Simmons ?

#11

#11

Crimson Glory 

Baby: "I was told I could take a picture with the teletubbies. They lied."

#12

#12

Stryper

Look, there goes our career

#13

#13

Venom

this looks like it came out of some sort of medieval war movie

#14

#14

These guys do not take themselves too serious. Chapeau!

#15

#15

Frankie goes to Hollywood, the later years.

#16

#16

some members of the Leningrad Cowboys took a shower :-)

#17

#17

Shotgun Messiah

Now, for the photo shoot, steal your sister's workout clothes.

#18

#18

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else!

#19

#19

 Judas Priest

Good old times :_D

#20

#20

Pretty Boy Floyd

No ragrets

#21

#21

BON JOVI WHEN THEY WERE AWESOME!

#22

#22

Rhapsody Of Fire

italians at its best

#23

#23

X Japan

That eye makeup took some skill. And a steady hand.

#24

#24

Detsorgsekalf

damn… his cat was Walking across his keyboard computer and that's how he gets his names

#25

#25

Why the hand? Why every single time?

#26

#26

Michael Angelo Batio

This guy is guitar hero Michael Angelo Batio

#27

#27

Mom, is that you?

#28

#28

Looks like Batman could use a new cape.

#29

#29

Black Death

the middle one looks too zen for the rest :-) he's likes: be cool boys

#30

#30

Tunnel Of Love

Takes name of band wayyyy to literally!

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